A couple of days ago, I went to Wal-Mart with my
three kids.
As I entered the store, I was greeted by the door
greeter (really, not an honest greeting since he
was paid to do it...I just can't feel good about
that).  He stopped me, calling, "Ma'am, I'd like to
give you a sticker."  I smiled and said, "Sure,"
and stuck out my hand.  He hesitantly placed it
on the back of my hand.  I said, "Thank-you!" and
began to move the cart, my kids following me.
"Ma'am," he called again.  We turned around,
and he asked, "Your kids?"
"Yes, what about them?"
"I wanted to give
them a sticker, too."
As he gave them stickers, he talked about being
fair, blah, blah, blah...how would my kids feel
if I had a sticker and they didn't?  
Well, I had already wasted a lot of time on this
whole sticker thing, but felt it exigent to tell him,
"Yes, it's important that everything is fair, but
what is more important is that some of us have
the chance to feel that we are more special than
everyone else."
His mouth was open but he didn't say anything.  I
walked away thinking about what a sticker
stickler he was and also wondering,
"Why are they called door greeters?  
They're not greeting doors."
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