| Caution: What you are about to view is extremely disturbing! |
| The Stuff that Nightmares are made of... A while back, I shared a story about a monster so hideous that it gave me nightmares as a child. It was a true story, and one that I shared with my own children. I was surprised when some of my readers thought this kind of bedtime story was too alarming for small children. Feeling it was my duty to protect my kids, I have continued to share and instill my own fears into their minds. This has been for a purpose...that should they ever see this insidious beast for themselves, they would not be unprepared as I had been. Here is the story... |
| Watch it again...that's one fast fish/man. You can pause it and try to catch a better glimpse of his fish-head. You can hear the terror in the kids' screams. At the end of the tape, my youngest daughter is gasping for breath as she says, "He almost got me!" Remember, this half-man, half beast is on the loose in Red Bluff. Warn your friends...you can't be too cautious. I've been telling everyone about the existence of Crappieman for the last 25 years. Sadly, no one has believed me. Now, with the proof of this video, you can see it and protect yourself and your loved ones. Have a safe Halloween...and don't go near the water! |
| Alternately living in and on the banks of the Sacramento River, lives a man, a wild man, yet not fully a man. He is half-fish, half-man. Yes, he is Crappieman, a seemingly undomesticated creature but one who nevertheless wears a cowboy hat and carries a lasso. Crappieman, like his name suggests, has a very strong fishy odor, doubtless from swimming around in the river, doing whatever it is that crappiemen do (in addition to including too much okra in his strict vegan diet). The first time I saw Crappieman was at the tender age of seven, when our family was boating for the day. I will never forget the sight of his crappie-head, situated on the body of a full-grown man, and staring up at me from down in the water. Even at my young age, I was immediately impressed with how very symmetrical his features were. They were beautiful, yet terrifying. My mother didn't believe me...but to this day, I will swear to you that Crappieman exists. His image is burned into my brain. His protruding eyes seemed to hold much knowledge. With one glance, I understood that he knew everything about me. But how? This whole experience, children, was traumatic for me, too. Don't be so afraid. Stop blubbering, our story for tonight is finished. I'll continue the story of this crap-head another time. |
Warn a friend:
| Last week, I was taking my kids for a walk in an orchard located near the Sacramento River when Crappieman suddenly sprang out of the bushes and chased my children, stopping only when he saw my video camera. Now, for the first time, and only on this website, you will see exclusive video footage of Crappieman. The first time you see it is quite alarming. Watch it twice to get the full impact! |
Crappieman. On the loose in Red Bluff... Believe. |
