| Something Fishy… What was in one Red Bluff man’s bathroom Fish Out of the Water! So…what did I find in one Red Bluff man’s bathroom? A net…as in, a fishing net (Reel it in, buddy!). I looked at it, wondering, why? Why? Was this a decorating attempt gone wrong? Or, maybe a bold, new look that hasn't quite caught on yet? R.M., its owner, could find no excuse to have it hanging on the wall of his bathroom, so I gave him 10 good ones and posted them next to his net. TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE THIS NET IN THE BATHROOM 1. For use when the brown trout won’t flush. 2. When you expect to pass a very large kidney stone. 3. A clever disguise when you exit with an unpleasant odor. 4. If used for reason 3, it can also be used to catch unsuspecting people and drag them into the little torture chamber you created. 5. Gives you something to think about while you’re in there 6. Interesting conversation piece, uh, who are you talking to in there? 7. Because you never really agreed with that theory, “If you love something, set it free…” 8. Takes the art of fishing to another level. 9. Hides that video camera well, huh? And the top ten reason to have this net in the bathroom: 10. Fall asleep on the throne, and there’s your dream catcher Sooo, what's in your bathroom???? |
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