Red Bluff's First Annual
Shakespearean Goat Festival
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For too long, they've played
limited roles and let's face it:
Small bit pieces such as
"The Three Billy Goats Gruff"  
confine a goat's natural acting
ability.

Yes, we are exposing the secret
lives of goats.  
They are truly refined creatures,
they love Shakespeare, and
they're not nice.
Shall I compare thee to a hot summer day in Red Bluff?
Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.
I never knew so young a body with so old a head.  From The Merchant of Venice
Thou are the veriest varlot that ever chewed with a tooth.  From Henry IV Part 2
Thou churlish, boil-brained boar pig!