| Have you seen the new signs along the freeway? I think they're a little alarming. |
| Kids don't enjoy Disneyland until they're at least five. You're more desperate than you think! |
| Free sodas at the casino. You're thirstier than you think! |
| The kids will never know you watered down their milk. You're more devious than you think! |
| 10 Burger King ketchup packets and a cup of hot water make tomato soup. You're broker than you think! |
| You can smoke inside the casino. God gave you two lungs. |
| Kids don't remember a trip to Disneyland before age 10. You justify more than you think! |
| There's a free car in the Samson Slough You're more resourceful than you think! |
| The grocery store accepts credit cards. You're in denial. |
| The Dollar Store sells food. More heartburn than you think! |
| Kids don't truly appreciate Disneyland until their late teens. You dream more than you think! |
| Can't afford food? You need to start a diet anyway. You're skinnier than you think! |
| Disneyland...You can take the grandkids someday. Just push the button...don't think! |
| Just exiting the freeway, I saw this guy on his mobility freedom scooter. I'm really interested in this. I think this guy rocks! I don't know his name (he didn't seem to want to be bothered). Henceforth, I think I will call him Chopper. In the absence of any true information about this man, I will attempt to piece together some fictionalized speculation regarding his life. What does this mean? Does it mean that I'm going to lie? No, lying is wrong. I'll just be creative. |
| This guy is about 81 years old and was a former member of the Amish community (see the hat?). However, he was excommunicated after his secret love of fast wheels was discovered. He had a need for speed that exceeded the ability of his horse. I confess that I was a little surprised to see Evelyn on the back of his scooter, but they do make a cute couple. This reminds me of the old joke... While driving, a senior citizen gets a call on his cell phone. It's his wife who says, "Be careful on the freeway! I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way." To which her husband answers, "It's not just one car, there are hundreds of them!" |
| You can't see it in this picture, but this guy is wearing a t-shirt that says, "I won a date with Evelyn" |
| I love this town. Only in Red Bluff do you see this kind of stuff. We need to be appreciative of the unique character of our town. Some other people I'd like to talk to: the guy who plays the piano outside of Walmart, the person who sells videos and blankets out of his camper (across from the hospital), and hmm... maybe someone who works at a restaurant. If you are an interesting person, contact me. |
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