| A Much Needed Visit to a Red Bluff Chiropractor |
| This week, a local Red Bluff chiropractic office was inundated with patients suffering from a malady known as "turkey neck." With the waiting room full, these patients waited outside for a chance to see the doctor. If you've ever experienced this painful condition, you will empathize with these victims. |
| These turkeys were surprisingly aggressive. Perhaps this is one of the symptoms of the condition. For the benefit of the community, I will list the top 10 ways to determine if you have this disorder. |
Turkey Neck Symptoms:
10. You start checking out chicks.
9. You preen yourself occasionally throughout the day.
8. You start gobbling in the morning and continue for most of the day.
7. You are preoccupied with fears of the bird flu.
6. You are self-conscious and scare easily.
5. You develop a sudden phobia of cranberry sauce.
4. You have a new bounce in your step...and it's the turkey trot.
3. You refer to your own stomach as a gizzard.
2. You cried during the Presidential turkey pardon last Thanksgiving.
1. You are in a constant tryptophan fog.
10. You start checking out chicks.
9. You preen yourself occasionally throughout the day.
8. You start gobbling in the morning and continue for most of the day.
7. You are preoccupied with fears of the bird flu.
6. You are self-conscious and scare easily.
5. You develop a sudden phobia of cranberry sauce.
4. You have a new bounce in your step...and it's the turkey trot.
3. You refer to your own stomach as a gizzard.
2. You cried during the Presidential turkey pardon last Thanksgiving.
1. You are in a constant tryptophan fog.
| Good news for all... Our Red Bluff chiropractors are not just stuffing you with empty promises when they say that they can treat your condition. However, you may find that the insurance companies will try to roast you financially, refusing to cover the costs of your treatment. While you may find yourself out a whole lot of gravy, you will feel better when you stop winging it, get off your dark meat and get the help you need! |
