The Hubcap Rap

When I'm feelin' down
what I like the very most
Is to put an old hubcap
on a fence post.

I tell you that it brings
a deep satisfaction
when people drive by
and I look at the reaction.

You tie a hubcap
with a bit of barbed wire
But mind you just the cap
and not the whole tire.

It's something you can do
in the town of Red Bluff
Our people, they appreciate
this kind of stuff.

Take a drive down McCoy
and see it for yourself
Take a picture, then frame it
and put it on a shelf.  

Now my hubcap rap
is finally done
I think you might agree
I've had a little fun,

Countin' all the hubcaps
for more than a mile
Findin' that many
took me quite a little while.

Pickin' up caps
People say I'm hellbent
to cover ev'ry post
for your enjoyment.

By April
78. 79. 80, 81...
Hubba-hubba!
31, 32, 33, 34...
The hubcaps also serve as a roadmap, helping lost cows return home.