Oooh!  We're getting a little racy this week.
In my opinion, I have here the most interesting item
ever found on ebay.
My sister sent me a link to it...you should also
do this if you find something noteworthy.

She lived in the 70's and her name was Tina.
But not just "Tina."  No, she had the well-deserved,
(and  maybe even earned?) name of
Hot Tub Tina.
She wore the name proudly on her pink satin
baseball jacket.

I said, "I don't care if it was the 70's or not, you don't
just put something like that on your jacket!"
Our friend Will said, "If you have the name on your
jacket, that means it's your career."

However tempting it is to contemplate the exploits of
this wildcat in her heyday, it's more interesting to
wonder where she is now...
A Valentine's Day Special...
I wonder what she looks like after spending the best years of
her life in a hot tub. I wonder if she still
uses the hot tub.
It's time for a rant...
I have this problem with public hot tubs...pools too, for that
matter. Here's my angle and I think you'll see this my way.
Most public hot tubs are dominated by old people
--my sincere apologies to the over 80 crowd--
but these are people with tired bones and tired bladders who
most enjoy a long soak in the tub.  Just getting to the tub is a lot
of effort and this deserves to be applauded.  There are shoes
that require you to bend over and then there's clothing to
remove and buttons to fumble with. Maybe that swimsuit is a bit
too tight and you're a little out of breath as you squeeze into it...
Special Thanks to the ebay seller cloudninevintage
who gave me permission to use these photos.
Click here to see her cool clothing from the 60's, 70's and 80's!
Then you start to walk over to the hot tub and
the cold air hits you.  You're a little unstable
as you lower yourself into the tub so you
grasp the railing, then finally, you sink into
the blessed warmth of the water.
Ahhh!
The warm water hits your belly...

The whole thought of it makes me ill.

Hello!  What did you expect me to say?
I just described the Herculean effort it takes
for an old person to get into a hot tub.
Do you really think they're gonna get out if
nature calls?  You all need to know what that
relaxed look on their faces means...they're
thanking God for chlorine and hoping that
there's enough to cover a little leakage.

Just talking about this has made me annoyed.
How
do I get sidetracked?
Now I'm in a bad mood.
Back to Tina.
I figure she's probably around 60 now.
I wonder how her life is going...
We may never know...


Happy Valentine's Day!