| The Dollhouse Murders |
| Recently, two killers wreaked havoc in the small town of Red Bluff and in my daughter Daisy's dollhouse. More evidence is being discovered even at the time of this writing and theories abound. What we know for sure is that the dollhouse was situated in the backyard in such a way as to prevent any unauthorized entry. However, as the dollies were lying in their beds, a long paw reached through the door and then through the upstairs window and maneuvered them out and into the night. The scene that greeted Daisy the next morning was truly a horrific and traumatizing one. The dollies that she had so loved and played with, the babies with names, playpens and interchangeable outfits were barely identifiable. |
| Their remains lay strewn about the yard in a grotesque display of body parts. A torso here, a solitary leg over there were all that was left. Even the furniture was not spared as vicious teeth dug deep into each and every appliance. So, what's the point of this little story? For our family, it's that we just realized that our dogs are not who we thought they were. These are not pets. They are savage little dingos and we'd be wise to keep this in mind. I'd like to remind you that you don't know your dog like you think you do. You've always wondered what he thinks about when he looks at you. Now you know. He's drawing and quartering you. He knows where the tender parts are and he knows the parts he's gonna have to chew on. Maybe part of you is recoiling at this thought, but you need to ask yourself...what would my dog do if I were the size of a Barbie doll? Face it. You are only safe because of your size. If you were the size of a Barbie, your dog would salivate with delight. He'd sink his teeth into your torso and give you the shake of death. Your cries of agony would only incite his primitive instinct to kill. He'd flip you around in the air a bit... you get the idea. Watch the video below and I think you'll look at your dog just a bit differently. I'd write more, but I have things to do... Thanks to these little killers, I need to buy a new family for our dollhouse. |
| Partners in Crime... Sparky and LeRoy |
| just one of the victims... |
| Maybe the dingo ate yo baby... |