The Perfect Evening Made Possible by
The Dollar Tree
Our nerd plans a date...
Hi, do you want to go out?
Fine chocolate to tempt
her to go out with you...
$1.00
Mentos...Mentos...Mentos...This will be the perfect evening.
Did she say yes???
Energy drink to consume while
you plan your date...$1.00
It's from the Dollar Store, but it's cheese. What can they do to cheese? I'm sure it tastes okay.
Pre-dinner hors d'oeuvres to consume while you
make small talk...           $1.00
A one course dinner for two...
        $1.00
Candlelight...
$1.00
I can't believe this wine was only a dollar! I'm a lucky man!
Music for a romantic mood...    
       $1.00
California Chardonnay...$1.00
Uhhh...excuse me,  if you were smart, the date would end
here...uh...excuse me...uhh...hmm...
Spare toothbrush...
 $1.00
Why is it called Scooters?
"Scooters" Breakfast cereal...
                           $1.00  
Knowing that you only spent $9.00 total on your dream date...

Priceless!
Some time later...
Your own fault...
    $1.00
You may ask...But could it really happen?  Could someone be seduced solely
on items bought from the dollar store?  Well, I'll just tell you that as I'm writing
this, I'm also eating chocolate Cow Tales and drinking Chardonnay...
need I say more???    
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I hope there's enough left for my lunch tomorrow.
It's name brand...she'll never know where I bought it.
AAAHHHHH!