My Bad Day
This is where my car broke down last Saturday...
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Auction Yard Road...an appropriate place to break down, I think.
At the corner of Auction Yard Road
and Sunset Hills

This was just a few days after we got it
back from the shop where it had work
done on the transmission.
I sat for quite a while, waiting for someone to give
us a ride.  This left me with lots of time to think and
let my mind wander...always a good thing, although
there's not much to look at up there.

I began to wonder about the four flags on the hill.  
What do they stand for?  Let's see, countries have
flags and people pledge to them.
I wondered if the Sunset Hills flags had a pledge.
I didn't know, so I made one up.   
I pledge allegiance to
the Flags
atop the hill at
Sunset Drive and to
the 1200 acre
development for
which they stand.  80
homes, with a
potential of 790,
and each having a car
in the driveway that
has
not broken down.
While we were waiting, my kids and I talked about other cars we would like
to have.  Of course, we all had different opinions...
My son wants a snow cone
truck like this one and while
we sat in the hot sun, he
hoped that it would drive by.
 We have been on
something of a chase with
this truck.  We keep seeing
it in motion but never
actually stopped so we can
buy a cone.
Farewell, elusive snow cone
man!  My son took this  
picture of your truck going
through an intersection.
My daughters wished for one of these potato chip
trucks that are always in the Walmart parking lot.  
They said that it would be like driving inside of a
giant lunch box.
Maybe I'll try that potato chip diet.
It's a 2005 Hyundai, it's pretty, and it's a car that runs.
I want this car from
Red Bluff Auto Sales.
I had looked inside of it one day and
immediately noticed that there were
no old french fries and happy meal
crumbs stuck to the seat.
To me, that is a major selling
point...oh yeah, and it runs.

Enough of this discontent,
let me finish telling you about
the rest of my bad day...
Without my own vehicle, my mom picked us up
and decided to take us to her house and make
dinner for everyone.
After we ate, my sister and I cleaned the table and
did the dishes.  My mom was acting so happy
that I began to wonder if she was secretly
pleased that our car had broken down.  I believed
that she was!  Why, she was not feeling sorry for
me in the least.  So, I gave her dog, Dottie, some
leftover broccoli, knowing she would share it
with my mom later that night.
Subject #1 consumed broccoli at 1800 hours.
Subject #2 consumed cauliflower at 1800 hours.
My sister saw me do this and promptly fed her
other dog, Sonny, a piece of cauliflower.  I
thought of the toxic gas they would create and
this helped me forgive my mom.  When she  
came into the kitchen later, I told her that her
dogs had taken part in an important scientific
experiment.  I told her to please let me know
which one gave her the most trouble that night.
Needless to say, she was not pleased the next morning, and demanded to know
what I had done to her dogs.  I felt a little put out because all of it really was her own
fault for being so happy.  

Blast from my past:  This whole incident reminds me of something else.
Growing up, my mom had a large white Australian Shepherd.  One day, my sister and
I found a black sharpie pen and decided to give her dog a set of arched eyebrows.  
When we were finished, her formerly plain dog appeared to be in a constant state of
deep thought.  My mom tried to scrub this off from him but to no avail.  
"I can't believe you used a permanent marker!"
As you can imagine, this really hurt my sister and me...we had created this
masterpiece on her dog which was totally unappreciated and unrewarded.
After that, we tried many times to give him the
perfect eyebrows and one time, even a
set of eyeglasses.  I guess we failed because she never did like the results.

As I write this, I'm determined to do something for my mom's animals that she will
enjoy.  It's time to atone for my past eyebrow-drawing failures.  In fact, as I left her
house, I noticed that one of her pygmy goats had a certain gleam in its eye.  It's
difficult to describe just what I saw, there was just a realization as we made eye
contact.  "Whoa!" I thought, "This goat loves English Literature."  
There's definitely something there...give me a week to think about it.
Mom, this time I'm going to make you proud!  Maybe doing
something nice for your
goats will turn my
bad luck around.
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Cars that run.
Here is
another driver
with a car that
works.
Why do they need flags?  Are they trying to start a new country?
Maybe there are no snow cones.  Maybe he likes to tease the children in the extreme summer heat.  Maybe he enjoys watching children in his rear view mirror, chasing his truck.