Welcome to
The Red Bluff Batrachophobia Clinic
Our treatment program strives to help clients through the use
of our unique and specialized "frog immersion therapy."  
From the moment you see our facilities which closely
resemble a giant toad-house, or meet our frog-masked staff,
you will be forced to  confront your deepest fears.  

Please read below for client testimonials:
Thank you for helping me overcome my deep-rooted fear of frogs.  At first, I was dubious
about the methods you used, but after the twelfth day of chair restraint, I was pleased to make
friends with the great horny toad you sent into my cell to bring me comfort.  Later, after eating
him for dinner, I knew I was completely cured of my lifetime fear.
An anonymous Red Bluff resident



I had a fear of leap-frogs leaping on me.  All my life, I have had a recurring nightmare that I was
a common house-fly being chased by a giant frog, feeling the swipe of his tongue.  Part of my
therapy included watching "The Muppet Movie" over and over while lying in a green room on a
lily-pad shaped bed.  During my hypnosis sessions, the clinician suggested that I might
actually be in love with Kermit the Frog.  I embraced this idea.  Totally!
Red Bluff Kermie-loving teenager



Since I was a wee lad, I have had a loathsome distaste for slimy amphibious creatures.  But
since going through the 12 steps at The Red Bluff Batrachopobia Clinic, I am free of my
anxieties and fears.  The recommendation that I travel, meeting all kinds of frogs, was an
excellent one.  The frog-licking exercises were way cool!
Red Bluff man
We are located on the
bank of the beautiful
Samson Slough.  When
you arrive, please be
seated in the available
chair and wait until the
receptionist arrives to
help you.